Smiling

-What's the longest word in English? .... SMILES
-Why? Because there is a MILE between an "s" and the other one
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- Do you know why the ocean is blue?
- Because fish make blue, blue, blue, blue...
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Two men at the station:
- At what time does your train leave?
- At two to two. And what about yours?
- At two to two too!
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- What happens in the African jungle from 6 a.m. to 8 a.m. everyday, even on Sundays?
- Two hours.
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- Nine and ten don't exist anymore.
- Why?
- Because seven ate nine and ten.
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She: So, why do you call me Eve when my real name is Maria?
He: Because you are the first woman I ever had.
She: Well, then I'll call you Peugeot
He: Why's that? Because I'm good-looking, economical, small and fast?
She: No, darling. Because you're number 206!
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What does zero say to number eight?
Nice belt!
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What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh!